Archive Page 2
FUCKING BLOGGER
I feel so frustracted!!!!!
Today is wednesday liao but it STILL dun let me upload the pics!!! Not even one of the picture!!! As the time past, i now cant even really remember what i say and did liao. GOOD LO.
BLOGGER!!! YOU ARE SUPER ASSHOLE!!! FUCKING ASS YOU!!!!!!
SO LOUSY!!
SO ASS!!
SO PIG!!
SO IDIOT!!!
ps. xin hui, i beg u to blog. So that i can take your picture code and i can blog that way.
pss.omy. will i get sue by blogger?
Filed under: Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
Fucking blogger.
I want to blog but this fucking ass shit blogger dun let me upload my photos. ASS.
So, i think i will just shut down the comp and go and have a rest since it dun let me upload. I am si beh tired.
Bye.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
The house
Aili’s recommendation again!
The flash is super. Very talented person leh, the one who make this. Anyway, this is about a haunted house. It is haunted because there’s this family of 4 all died together in a night(i guess so). So all you have to to do take a tour in the house! Just find those things that can be click and keep on clicking it.
Now you enter the house.
First room.
Keep on clicking the photo(circled) and the basketball and you can see who is in the room. Next, go to the next room.
Overhere, click on the paper on the mirror, toilet bowl and the bottle on the floor.
It’s the mother.
Click on the doll, calendar and the card.
It’s the sister.
Click on the radio and the picture.
It’s the father.
Last one.
So who is the one who killed his/her family???
Just click HERE!!!!.
p.s. Remember to turn on the sound.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
about my work
Xin hui ask me blog about my work.. ok then, i shall blog about my first week then.
Just read through people’s blog. I totally agreed with kelly. Weekdays is drag but i guess she is much more worse than me because i didn think of taking MC.
My workplace is totally si beh safe. You wont worry that Jemaah Islamiyah leader, Mas Selamat Kastari will suddenly come in and wanna throw a bomb at you because there got so many soOo many army. They still say here is the place where the guys come here and check up before their army. I got no idea because it is so big =____= Then everyday go work machiam go malaysia coz we need to scan our bag like how we did in the custom. Also, because is the place of tight security, we got to change pass with our IC every morning and camera hp is banned inside.
I still planning to take some pic for blog de lo.. In the end, i dun even want to bring hp.. Anyway, i guess correctly! Justin he plan to get a non camera hp by this weekend. Jiu know that he cannot stand no hp. Me and daphne is si beh curious why he got so many lobang lo. The first thing to do before and after work and lunch is check message. He claim that he got no gf but we really curious which friend will keep on sms him.
Our office is not big. Then the whole floor is doing the same project, SAP. Do for the army, that’s why we are station here ba. Then our office is somehow borrow from another company so all the people is somehow like some here and there. The people there is nice. I think our officer in charge is the only officer in charge who will bring the student go canteen and eat together coz scare we dunno the place.
Then most of my colleuage know i dun eat ba. haha. Then all trying to tell me that dun eat is not a good way for dieting bla bla bla. Actually the main reason for my “dieting” is because i got no money liao. Haha. I actually quite impressed that i actually can dun eat and stare at people eating lo.
Over there, i counted. Got 10 from NYP. Then 3 is from same course as me but i didn saw the other 2 before. From what they said, i think they are from 0611.
Then everyday do quite simple job like checking stuff. Most likely is because we still dun have our own computer BUT we got a programming task on our hand already. Looks like JAVA but even justin who is from IT(and they learn JAVA) says that he didn see the coding before. I think we can go die.
Everyday, we hope to step out of the office by 6pm but always cannot. The earlist is today liao. 6.08pm. I really dunno what time our colleauge go home because when we are pack and leave(which is late already) they still coding and doing stuff and got no sign that they are going home. Then our OIC(office in charge) says, IT industry is like that and ask us to be prepare. Ha. Ha.
Both daphne and i thinks that justin really fall in love with a girl over there. He EVERYDAY must talk about her. Like didn talk about her he will die. Then today should be the happiest day because IT’S FRIDAY! But he didn smile much, maybe because she did come today. Think dao this jiu feel like laughing. Everyday he talks about her, daphne and i will laugh ka ki siao. Let me how we know her hao le.
I think is on mon or tues, we went to the pantry and eat snake because very tired and hungry. Then sit there talk talk there and this girl came in. Although got 3 chair only but justin very gentleman de gave up his chair to her. Then daphne and justin begin very friendly and talk to her and stuff and i quietly eating buscuit. Suddenly dunno why say want to introduce ourselve. As they are also eating so they ask me intro first(shake hand tat kind of intro hor).
Me: I’m xueli.
her: Funny.
They burst out laughing. Justin si beh kua zhang. He cant even stand to stay inside and went out and laugh.
Me: Sorry?
her: Funny.
Daphne laugh dao cry. Justin just came back and heard this laugh dao siao again. I got no idea what they are laughing because i think funny is her name but they laugh dao..
Me: How you spell your name?
her: Phani (same prononcination as funny)
Then i know phani is not equals to funny =____= but they didn heard me asking her. They start to intro themselves too.
J: Justin
her: Phani
He laugh dao~~~
D:Daphne
her: Phani
Then they try to control. Seems like this phani know that they are laughing at her name. Still specially tell us her name means snake. Then chat like how she miss her family because she just came to singapore for 1 month. For your info, the office got many from india.
After that then i know why they keep on laughing. They tot that she says my name is funny that’s why laugh dao like this. Then from then onwards the 3 of us keep on phani and phani. Especially justin.
Like today, even though phani didn come to work but justin keep on saying about her. He keeps on emitating people who wants to find phani(through phone).
Him: Is this phani?
another him: i’m not funny
Him: I know you not phani, where’s phani?
another him: told you i’m not funny
then he went on and on and on.. Si beh lame right.
Ps. I was just kidding about justin in love with phani
Filed under: Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
sqeezing is hell
I feel like a sardine.
Everyday is cramp like shit. Really buah tahan lo. At least last time in boon lay is go not cramp but go back cramp. Now is every moment and every min is cramp de lo.
I really cannot understand why some people who is standing just the other side of the door, die die want to move themselve forward(they going to alight) while the train is still moving! Cant they move when the train has stopped? They die die want to cut away people’s hand connection with the bar or make the people become unbalance when they say excuse me. People stand with their legs apart in mrt has their reason!!!
Ok. Maybe they scared begin stuck inside. MRT i still can understand abit although i si beh buah tahan people keep on want to rush out the mrt when the train is not even reaching the station.
The bus.
Everyday the bus is fucking hell shit for your infomation. From primary school till even poly, i choose the school which allows me to walk there. I hate sqeezing bus! I hate sqeezing mrt! Perhaps why now i cannot stand sqeezing. ARGH.
Anyway, bus has the same problem! Bus haven stop but people keep on sqeezing to the door! There’s this ah pek. He is a A*S. I got no idea what is he rushing for. He is sitting down eventually and he stood up when the bus still got a few more min then it will reach the stop. He sqeeze all the way from the back to the front.
I was standing near the door and there is already this guy who is standing behind me. I already feel that our butt is going to hit each other liao lo, then guess what. The ah pek trying to sqeeze through us. *ROLL EYES* It’s already so cramp and he want to sqeeze through us! It’s not that the stop reached leh! The bus is still moving and i am not good in balancing! Then he keep on want to sqeeze between me and the guy but i just ignore him because i got no space to let him pass. I think the guy let him pass then he slam my bag away because it’s blocking him.
ASSHOLE.
So he went all the way like this. Green line.
I am so pek chek. I got no idea what he is rushing for. Machiam there is a band outside will play the parade fanfare for him if he is the first one to go out or the mediacorp or whatever organisation will pop out and congrats him because he is the first one to came out from the sardine bus and won himself one million.
Worried that he will kana stuck is not a reason anymore lo. If he is still stuck, there’s still this ding dong ding dong bell there and he can press it and the bus driver confirm die die also will open the door for him 1. Now the technology is so scary. If do anything that makes any people pek chek, they can take down the time, bus name or even go to the front and take the pic of the driver and post it on stomp de leh. If they write till very good the article still maybe can be seen in xin ming ri bao, todays, my paper lo.
Anyway, hell again.
Found new font in comp!
Filed under: Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
Attachment first day
Wake up early today because worry that i will be late, in the end i was too early.
While waiting for daphne, saw justin(the guy who is in the same department as us) too. So we go to the company together. On the way, knew that justin same as me, got a tour in bedok(the company location) on sat so that we will know how to go to the company.
Went there have a briefing about the company and tell us everything except the pay and the work time. Damn many people. Over there then i know that there’s people from ngee ann too. We were the first who walk out the room, then the lady who lead the way ask us if we know that we will be attached to another location.
THUNDER SHOCK.
She said what depot road, somewhere near tan-ra-meh-ra(i cant spell). The 3 of us like sian half. Especially me n justin because we still come and find the road on sat lo!!!Tot will be working in bedok, in the end is dunno which ulu place. Then on the last day, we suppose to go back to bedok in the afternoon and have another briefing lo =____= must take taxi liao.
We sat in the office for quite a while until a guy came and say he will bring us to the company. So took a taxi to go there. The company is FULL of army. Somemore this place banned camera handphone. I think daphne and justin can die from it because they seems that they cannot survive without hp although they denied. They still claim that it’s ok and they dun mind to surrender their hp everytime when we get the visitor pass. But i bet they confirm chop will go buy or find a no camera hp and use.
At first we were introduced to a lady and she brief us on something again and ask if we know programming. All the 3 of us said that if possible dun have so many programming because we dun really know. HAHa.. She laugh and say that we next time cannot say like this if we applying for job. Anyway, they seems shock to know that we learn SAP for only TWO days. Dunno will they assign us SAP anot coz they all are doing a project using SAP and JAVA(which i am totally like no clue for it).
Tot our officer in charge is a guy but in the end is a lady. She’s quite nice and friendly. She assign us quite easy job to do but me and daphne keep on do until like shit. I feel so shit too.
Saw peixin and another 2 people who went to the same training last week. All of us is in the same building lo! The $850 also there leh. Then their working hour is from 9-6pm =___= Hell. We from 8.30-6pm.
Anyway, the first day kinda slack la..
Went home still need to take bus lo. The ezlink card fare si beh expensive liao. Then go work mrt is cramp. Go back take bus is cramp. go back is cramp. Everywhere is cramp. Somemore i still need to change mrt and both the line is cramp. I only can say that if i am short, i will faint either by smelling too many people’s armpit or lack of oxygen.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
the aunty is a ***
It’s 2ml!!!! I am so freak out for it!!!!
I scared my shoes broken again, i scared the officer in charge dislike me because my face is shit. I scared i really got to do programming! I scared i dunno how to do the job which he assign me to do. ARGH!!! It’s so scary! As scary as the time i need to go and work in the office. However, this is more scary because that time i can do till kns but now i can!!!
May god bless me 2ml. Haiz.
Anyway, friday morning i went to print all those document before my training starts. After i printed the stuff, i pass the aunty my IC and cert to photocopy it. She some kind of lecture me that i should pass her the IC and cert before i go print the stuff and her face machiam just let people stuffed it in a bull of shit. I apologise for it because i really dunno there’s this rule in her shop. On thursday, daphne also ask the aunty and photocopy the thing for her after she print the document, that’s why i thought can pass it after printing. Perhaps, i am just purely suay because she is served by another aunty.
Then the total amount cost $1.50. So i pass her my smallest notes in my wallet, a $5 note. Guess how she return me.
She gave me a $2 dollar note. Then the another $1.50, she return me in coins!!! If is those 50cent or 20cent coins is still ok. She gave me alot of 10cent coins and 16 5cents coins!! Somemore in her usual shit face! Then the photocopy out de paper is so dark!!! My face is so dark! My cert is so dark! and she still use command tone and ask me to count is it correct. I am so frustrated that i dun even bother to count and accept the coins because there’s people beside me seeing this. See from their face, guess that they are shock to see so many 5cent coins too.
I really thinks that this aunty dislike me very much because everytime i go, her face machiam ta tio sai and like i owe her 100 million or something. Then i everytime saw her treat the other people so good! She still joke with them and stuff(pls dun mistaken me, i got no wish to joke with her. I just purely hope she treat me as a customer). HELL.
I was so pek chek that i plan that given me a choice, i wont go to her shop and print anything anymore. But, i change my mind when i saw the lot of 5cent coins.
I GONNA GIVE HER BACK ALL THE 5CENT COINS!!!!!
Must use up all the 5cent coins when i go print the thing! If she say why give her all 5 cents coin, i gonna say : “this coins is the change you gave me few months ago! You can give 5 cent coins change, i cannot pay by 5cent coins meh!”
ps. the printing shop which i was talking about is at blk M.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
My day today
7.55am : Wake up brush teeth and bath
8.15am : Walk to school
8.44am : Reach school and meet daphne
8.50am : Reach the training lab but lab is not open
9am : Two more people came and get to know the guy who is the same company and department as us
9.15am : Started to complain that why teacher is so late
9.30am : Complaint that my leg is si beh pain
9.50am : Finally teacher came and let us in
10am : Tell us to map a drive which got the file we need today
10.05am : Very angry coz the introduction powerpoint stated that today’s lesson actually starts at 10am
10.10am : Started to panic because we saw that this is a 4 days training and last day still got a presentation on what we have learn for the 4 days
10.15am : More panic to see a lot of codes in the pdf file
10.20am : Teach us to log in SAP system
10.30am : Another lecturer came and started to intro ourselves
10.31pm : Feel that both the lecturer is so young
10.33am : Feel lucky that there’s still daphne with me because we are the only people from EI over there(got another guy too but didn see him before and he sitting so far away from me so no need to count him in)
10.35am : Started lecture about what is SAP
10.45am : Feel heng to know that we really only got 2 days of training
10.53am : Started to swear in my mind because we need to learn a NEW programming language
10.56 : Feeling funny because the programming language call “ABAP” which is almost the same prononciation as what shufen call firdaus
11.10am : Started to do the practical
12pm : Dun even know how to run the program
12.30pm : Feel emo to think that i got to use this system started from monday
12.45pm : Get to know that one of the people there de friend’s salary is $850
12.46pm : Secrectly wish that person will work till no time rest or else not fair to us
1pm : Lunch break
1.01pm: Started to complaint about how are we going to use this system/language with just 15hours of learning.
1.35pm : Went back
1.45pm : Get to know the whole bunch of people behind us is going to have their attachment in china.
1.46pm : Heard that their salary is only 200
1.47pm : The 200 is counted in ren min bi(china rate, means $40)
2pm : Started to do the new exercise
3pm : Struggling
4pm : Blindly typing out the solution codes into the system
4.10pm : 1 of them ask me how to log in because he accidently log out.
4.12pm :After trying very hard to retreive my memory, i surrender and told him that i also dunno
4.15pm : Bilndly typing and feel that time is slow
4.20pm : Eyes feel like closing
4.25pm : Eyes going to close
4.30pm : Really closed.
4.50pm : Finally finish typing
4.55pm : Sit there rot
5pm : Rotting
6pm : Wonder when teacher say can go
6.15pm : Teacher say actually 6pm we can go back liao. Can just go and no need to ask.
6.45pm : Reach home
7.12pm : Started blogging
7.56pm : Finish blogging
Filed under: Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
Boobs
I really wonder what happen to her boobs.
Super pei fu her courage. If my boobs like that, i confirm wont wear tat.
Opps. Just hope dun have her fan come scold me or kana sue by her.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
